What the f is with Idol?

How the fuck is that trainwreck known as Sanjaya Malakar still standing on American Idol. I'm just getting really fed up. But alas, he won't be there once it gets down to the really good people like Melinda, Jordin and Blake. So I shall move on. Looking forward to the weekend. It will be a nice quiet one with everyone going away for Easter. But as today is a slow day at work, he is a nice little survey I stole from my friend Gayle's myspace whom I just met on my trip to Italy...

1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
Mom

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
no

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
talker

4. Do you take compliments well?
sometimes

5. Do you play Sudoku?
no, but I edit it at work

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
god no.

7. Do you like to ride horses?
haven't tried since day camp in elementary school.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I just said that. YMCA day camp through 5th grade. Then after 6th and 7th, I went to 4-H sleepaway camp. Then 8th grade, I was a CIT at a day camp in my town.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
candy land, hungry hungry hippos, life

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for IT?
no way

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
it depends on how flexible they are toward judaism.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
be pursued

14. Use three words to describe yourself:
funny, friendly, caring

15. Do any songs make you cry?
no

16. Are you continuing your education?
nope

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
no, and I don't plan to

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my photo albums

19. How often do you read books?
usually only when I go on a beach vacation

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
the past and the future

21. What is your favorite childrens book?
where the sidewalk ends and green eggs and ham.

22. What color are your eyes?
brown

23. How tall are you?
5'10

24. Where is your dream house located?
a beach in Malibu

25. Do you have a secret fetish?
no

26. Have you tried sushi?
one of my faves

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes but not since I was in college

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
YEARS! What's up with this question.

29. Why is there always a question missing...?
yea, it's weird.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
I've only traveled to work. Took 20 minutes.

31. What was your favorite job?
Love mine now.

32. Do you like mustard?
ugh, hate is.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
sleep

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
a little of both

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
15 min

36. Can you do splits?
no

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I might go see premonition this weekend

38. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
no way

39. What did you do for New Year's?
at karen and erica's pad. had a blast.

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
never saw it

41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
no. but love that movie.

42. Do you own a camera phone?
yes

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
no

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
E

46. Do you like your middle name?
its okay

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
8 or so

48. Do you like care bears?
yes

49. What do you buy at the movies?
a ticket, and pretzel bites with cheese.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
yes but not well

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
always

52. What do you wear to sleep?
pj pants and a t-shirt

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
everybody loves raymond was based there in lynbrook, ny

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
2

55. Is your tongue pierced?
no eww

56. Ever meet anyone you met on myspace?
no

57. Do you read myspace bulletins?
love them

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
funny

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope, it's passover

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
cuss words? lol.

63. Do you hate chocolate?
i'm a chocoholic.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
nothing really

65. Are you a gullible person?
sometimes

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
no, but i'd like to find the right guy.

67. If you could have any job what would it be?
magazine editor

68. Are you easy to get along with?
yes

69. What is your favorite time of day?
8pm